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triblues
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Ralph's Surgery
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March 29, 2010, 02:02:36 AM »
Breaking NEWS!!!!
When Ralph "Joecax" first noticed that his penis was growing larger and staying erect longer, he was delighted, as was his "girl friend".
But after several weeks, his penis had grown to nearly twenty inches.
Joecax became quite concern ed. He was having problems dressing,and even walking. So he and his girlfriend went to see a prominent urologist.
After an initial examination, the doctor explained to the couple that, though rare, Joecax's condition could be fixed through corrective surgery.
"How long will Joecax's be on crutches! ?" the girlfriend asked anxiously.
"Crutches? Why would he need crutches?" responded the surprised doctor.
"Well," said the girlfriend coldly, "you're gonna lengthen his legs, aren't you?
edited just for Joecax. hehehe...
bantayi gani, taas na cya tiil na.
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el toro
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Re: Ralph's Surgery
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May 08, 2010, 09:36:22 PM »
HAHAHA...hope it's not our Ralph aka "joecax"
patasa imo tiil bai!
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waldax
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"Dili nako muinon og RH ISabaw sa kan-on nalanG"
Re: Ralph's Surgery
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May 10, 2010, 09:11:03 AM »
mao diay kusog kaayu mo run sa abellana og usahay padung labangon mg road run!!!!!
idol unsa man imong ge haplas nga niTubo mana pag ayu???
tambagi ko doctor joecax rosaroso
,mao bana katung pahinumdum sa una nga gitawag og "TANINI herbal OIL" nga napatubo sa imong BRUNO??nga nisangko sa yuta, unsaon nimo pagkalinbang idol mag barog?
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June 12, 2010, 10:43:45 PM »
ahahah..nice ONE BLU
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thailand_triathlon
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Re: Ralph's Surgery
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June 04, 2011, 08:17:21 AM »
sayun rana pree....... palit ug brief ug midjas......... ipa tahi ang midjas sa
mai.......atubangan gyud...... nig pangihi......walisun imo pants dapit sa tumuy
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