Password

[NYOX]

A woman is helping her computer illiterate husband
setup his
computer. She instructs him to choose and enter a
password he wants to use, when logging on.

The husband, in a rather amorous mood, figures he will
try for a shock
effect to bring his mood to his wife's attention. So
when the computer
asks him to enter his password, he makes it plainly
obvious to his wife that he is keying in the word,
"PENIS".

His wife nearly falls off the the chair from laughing
so hard, when the
computer replies:

**PASSWORD REJECTED. NOT LONG ENOUGH. ***
***PLEASE TRY A NEW ONE. ***